This is pretty pathetic:
“Some titties on ohwrd
Dear female followers,
Submit some pics of yourself for the betterment of this blog. To jack billy’s tag, these will be titled “miss you,” cuz i’m missing all your titties in bloggerland. Show your support for diglett and it’s RAW content that just makes you go COTDAMN every day of the week (almost) by exposing yourself anonymously to all of my titty-appreciating followers. If I’m counting exteeng’s Gap™ picture, that’s 1 miss you post so far. Sup steeng.
If you haven’t already, make sure you vote him into the Tumblr Tuesday directory.
About a year ago I got a speeding ticket after getting laid off from this design job that I HATED. I told the boss to go fuck himself like half baked and proceeded to drive 3 hours to my house only to be pulled over 200 feet away from my house. I was staring at my front yard while the cop wrote the ticket. All I remember is being so angry that I couldn’t speak, and that I just wanted to open the door and lay down in the middle of the street with my arms spread out.
” The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I’m gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly.”
TEAM COCO, HAAAANH.
Video of Jimmy Kimmel impersonating Leno on his show here.