dumplings

Sup Chelsea cause you’re racist.
Sup Jay cause you’re chinese…which makes me racist.

all animal style everything

Went to one in Hollywood. Shit was packed and I felt like everyone was literally on drugs. Worth it though.

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The picture in every chinese take out place ever.

best burger i had all summer

Thanks Greg, you’re still a bitch though for backing out on my birthday.

red 40

My friend’s girlfriend apparently turns into the hulk if she comes anywhere near this stuff. Blacks out, punches people, etc.

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Hungover, and I don’t even know why considering I was supposed to be DD last night. Wish I could teleport to the Phillippines and eat this.

via WILLYCHEESESTEAK

nyc

Trying to make it into the city for this St. Patrick’s day bar crawl.
My fat ass needs Gray’s as soon as I get off the train and some poutine after I get a buzz going.

#need #nog #now

via Luxirare

Thanks Cinderella!

chicken & waffles

sup beef.

tom’s

NEED someone to take me here.